i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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