How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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