i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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