If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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