Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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