so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
