you guys were way drunker than both of me
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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