We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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