Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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