M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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