Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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