Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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