Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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