so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.