what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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