The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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