Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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