I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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