actually, I'm a sock model
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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