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What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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