Is it normal to miss your booty call?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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