This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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