She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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