Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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