oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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