Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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