I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
