I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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