well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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