You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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