As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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