now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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