His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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