Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I understand Curling. That high.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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