ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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