Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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