he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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