Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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