ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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