This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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