Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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