Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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