mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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