I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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