What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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