I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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