I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i think i have two assholes
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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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