i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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