How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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