I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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