Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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