She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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