I cannot find my penis.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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